Alright, apparently this needs to be said out loud: Getting scurvy on purpose is not a diet plan. It's barely even a cry for help. It's more like a cry for someone to revoke your decision-making...
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Look, we need to address the elephant in the room. Not the overdraft fees or the fact that your savings account earns less interest than finding quarters in your couch cushions. The pens. Those...
What the Actual Fuck Is Wrong With People We Need to Talk Alright so humanity peaked with the moon landing and it's been downhill ever since. Case in point: microdosing laxatives is a...
Because Dying Slowly Wasn't Quite Slow Enough Okay. So you're old. Not "senior discount at Denny's" old. We're talking "remembers when doctors recommended cigarettes for stress" old. "Your...
Disclaimer: This is satire. Don't actually do this. Prison jumpsuits make everyone look like rejected Cheetos. So. You've decided to monetize human empathy. Everyone knows that one person whose...
They don't teach this at Harvard Business School. Know why? Because Harvard Business School is built on the lie that humans are professional entities who exist above biological functions. That we're...