Okay. So you're holding a medical specimen jar full of your own gallstones, googling "DIY gallstone crafts" at 3 AM instead of sleeping like a normal person who just had organ removal surgery. This...
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Disclaimer: This is satire. Don't actually do any of these. See a real doctor. Seriously. Your intestines poking through your abdominal wall is not a DIY situation. Look, nobody plans to get a...
Look, you're about to spend 45 minutes in a tube that sounds like a broken dishwasher having an argument with a jackhammer. Why not make it memorable? 1. "THE MAGNETS ARE SPEAKING TO ME IN MORSE...
So you've got a prosthetic leg. And you're just... walking on it? Like some kind of pedestrian? (Pun absolutely intended.) Meanwhile everyone at parties is doing the same recycled garbage –...
So you and your partner got caught doing crimes together. How romantic! Nothing says "till death do us part" quite like "till the feds do us part" but here you are, still together, just with matching...
Disclaimer: This is satire. If you actually do this, you deserve whatever kitchen appliance gets embedded in your skull. You googled this. You sat down at your computer, presumably sober, and typed...