Alright. Let's talk about the terrorist currently occupying your left nostril. You know exactly what's happening up there. It's been setting up camp since your morning coffee, and every time you...
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The Best Hot Peppers to Spice Up Your Mother-in-Law’s Bland Cooking
Your mother-in-law thinks paprika is a personality trait. Not a spice. A personality trait. As in, "Oh, you know me, always living on the edge with my paprika!" Meanwhile, the paprika expired during...
So you want head lice. No, really. While everyone else is measuring their protein powder and arguing about whether sumo deadlifts count, you've decided to go full chaos mode and cultivate scalp...
You absolute madman. You really woke up and chose violence against common sense, didn't you? Everyone else is out here worried about parallel parking and you're like "nah, gonna fly a plane with my...
Buckle up, financial disaster tourists. Today we're exploring the magnificent world of turning retirement dreams into comedy gold. And by comedy gold, we mean actual poverty. Buy Gold at Its...
Senior Citizen Boy Band Name Ideas: Because Medicare Doesn't Cover Your Dreams of Stardom Picture this: Tuesday night. Bingo just ended. Frank's humming "I Want It That Way" while waiting for his...