12 Ways Stealing Medication From Your Grandma Could Boost Your Productivity
Disclaimer: This is satire. Also grandma knows where you live and she's not afraid to show up unannounced. Listen. Everyone's out here eating mushrooms that cost more than rent and calling it...
Alright, listen up. Everyone's out here blaming pharmaceutical companies. Congress. Doctors. The Sackler family. And yeah, sure, they played a part. But y'all are missing the fuzzy, frowning...
Let’s get something straight: not all mother-in-laws are created equal. Some bring casseroles. Some bring drama. But the morbidly obese mother-in-law? That’s a whole different sport. Forget the...
Nine Reasons Your Moldy Shower Curtain Deserves a Spot in the Louvre
Look, everyone pretends they don't have one. That shower curtain. The one that started life as "crystal clear" and now looks like a Jackson Pollock painting had a baby with a petri dish. Here's the...
So your doctor wants to talk about your diet again. Cool. Cool cool cool. You know what's coming. The cholesterol speech. The blood sugar lecture. That thing where they pretend celery is actual...
You're thinking about joining a climbing gym. Stop. Just... stop right there. See that person dangling from the wall like a confused spider? The one making noises that sound like a whale giving...
