A 40-something guy walks into a Tampa cardiology office with yellow lumps on his palms. His total cholesterol clocks in at over 1,000. That number was so absurd his doctor had rarely seen it that...
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Somewhere right now, a man is reaching for a sock and a loop of his small intestine is reaching for a new career. That's a hernia. It's what happens when the abdominal wall files for early...
Congratulations on the divorce, you magnificent disaster. The papers are signed, the dog picked her, and your therapist has officially started charging you in advance because last time you...
If you are reading this, something has gone catastrophically wrong in your day. You have diarrhea. You are Googling "worst hot peppers to eat when you have diarrhea." And somewhere, in a quiet...
A chicken walked into a dentist's office last Tuesday. The dentist screamed. The chicken also screamed, but only because it had been screaming nonstop since 4 a.m. because that is what chickens...
The Physical Signs You've Eaten Too Much Ice Cream Your body is a reliable narrator in most situations. Touch something hot? Pain. Stay up too late? Tired. But when ice cream is involved, your body...