Alright. You're in the grippy sock jail and they just served dinner on a tray that definitely saw the Reagan administration. But you're not here to cry about it. (That's what group therapy is...
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A Totally Scientific Guide to Winning at Life (Terms and Conditions Apply) 4:47 AM: Nobody's Buying This Shit You set your alarm for 4:47 AM because some dickhead on LinkedIn said prime...
Complete Guide to Vaping in Hospital Waiting Rooms: A Masterclass in Making Everyone Hate You Apparently This Needs to Be Said Out Loud Someone vaped in the NICU last Thursday. The NICU. Where...
Nobody – and this cannot be stressed enough – NOBODY googles "professional hairstyles for balding men" because things are going well. You're here at 2:47 AM because your hairline started packing...
Or: How to Make a Bad Situation Significantly Worse The doorbell rings. You're wearing yesterday's shirt (is that chocolate or dirt?), there's definitely something growing in the sink, and your...
How to Figure Out Who Gave You Chlamydia: A Detective's Guide to Sexual Sleuthing Well, shit. The clinic just called with that special tone they reserve for "we need to discuss your results." You...