8 Reasons to Take Out a Payday Loan to Bet on a ‘Sure Thing’
Disclaimer: This is satire. If you actually do this, natural selection is coming for you and it's bringing a calculator. Listen. Your roommate's dealer's accountant just blessed you with...
Disclaimer: This is satire. For the love of all that's holy, see a real dentist. That tooth hurting? The one that feels like a tiny construction crew decided to jackhammer directly into your...
Because Your Therapist Is Already Booked Solid Genital warts. Two words nobody wants in their search history. Yet here you are, probably on incognito mode, looking for literally any way to...
You know what nobody talks about at the soup kitchen? Credit utilization ratios. Weird, right? You'd think between the expired bologna sandwiches and the guy screaming about lizard people, someone...
So you've got narcolepsy. The universe looked at you and said "You know what would be hilarious? If this person just... stopped. Randomly. Like a laptop from 2003 running Windows Vista." And now...
A Totally Scientific and Not At All Satirical Investigation Look. That sad little container of floss your dentist passive-aggressively handed you six months ago? Still in the plastic bag with...
