Disclaimer: This is satire. Don't actually do this. Prison jumpsuits make everyone look like rejected Cheetos. So. You've decided to monetize human empathy. Everyone knows that one person whose...
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They don't teach this at Harvard Business School. Know why? Because Harvard Business School is built on the lie that humans are professional entities who exist above biological functions. That we're...
Okay. So you're holding a medical specimen jar full of your own gallstones, googling "DIY gallstone crafts" at 3 AM instead of sleeping like a normal person who just had organ removal surgery. This...
Disclaimer: This is satire. Don't actually do any of these. See a real doctor. Seriously. Your intestines poking through your abdominal wall is not a DIY situation. Look, nobody plans to get a...
Look, you're about to spend 45 minutes in a tube that sounds like a broken dishwasher having an argument with a jackhammer. Why not make it memorable? 1. "THE MAGNETS ARE SPEAKING TO ME IN MORSE...
So you've got a prosthetic leg. And you're just... walking on it? Like some kind of pedestrian? (Pun absolutely intended.) Meanwhile everyone at parties is doing the same recycled garbage –...