Debt collectors found you again? Of course they did. These people could find Waldo in witness protection. Here's the thing about owing money: everyone acts like it's some massive moral failing. Like...
Posts by Michael
You know that scene in horror movies where the family moves into a perfect suburban neighborhood and everyone's unnaturally friendly? That's an HOA community, except instead of being murdered, you...
Your landlord's calling again. That ringtone might as well be the sound of your soul leaving your body. Look, sometimes rent just... doesn't happen. Maybe you invested your last thousand in a...
The Ultimate Guide to Boxed Wine Brands for Newbie Alcoholics
Look. You're here. Reading about boxed wine at... what time is it? Doesn't matter. Time is a social construct and so is wine snobbery. You know how this started? That moment in the liquor store when...
Your prostate has been colonized by Belgian communists and buddy, that's just Tuesday now. The Beginning of Your Extremely Specific Nightmare Starts with the pee, obviously. One morning you're...
What to Do If Your Imaginary Friend Chokes at an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
Steve's turning purple again. Right there. Between the wilted salad bar and that chocolate fountain nobody should trust. Making that face—you know the one. Like a fish discovering air isn't...