So you want to be an author. That's beautiful. That's brave. That's also statistically one of the worst financial decisions a person can make, right up there with buying a timeshare or trusting a guy...
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Someone had to write this. The internet has been waiting. The dartboards have been waiting. The void has been waiting, and the void is circular and mounted on a wall. You clicked on this article,...
The Complete Guide to Pretending to Enjoy Your Mother-in-Law’s Cooking
So. You made a face at Thanksgiving. Maybe it was the casserole. Maybe it was that gray meat situation that seemed to be watching you back. Maybe it was the jello mold that contained what appeared...
The medical professional gave you the news, and now there’s a situation happening in the lower deck that looks like a pepperoni pizza had a mid-life crisis. It sucks. It’s itchy. It feels like...
Listen up, city slicker. You've been watching Yellowstone reruns and now you think you're ready for the ranch life? Put down the remote. This needs to be said. Horses Are Basically Medieval...
Things You Should Never Stick Into Your Wood Stove This Winter
Every winter, someone decides their wood stove is a magical portal where physics takes a vacation. A dimension where consequences pack their bags and leave town. A realm where "what's the worst that...