She came over carrying cookies and kissed you on the cheek. The breath she sent your way on the exhale could strip varnish off a coffin. The dentures have crossed a line. They are no longer teeth,...
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Somewhere in America right now, a gastroenterologist is staring at the back of a stranger's head from a profoundly unflattering angle. They have heard things. Disturbing things. Quotable things....
A hangover is your body's annual performance review, delivered by a tiny pissed-off accountant who lives in your skull and uses your eyeballs as drum kits. The morning after a bender comes with...
Competitive eaters cheat. Constantly. And they cheat in ways so spectacularly stupid that the appropriate punishment is just a hug from their disappointed mother. The most common methods include...
How Many Calories Are in a 130-Count Bag of Totino’s Pizza Rolls?
A 130-count bag of Totino's Pepperoni Pizza Rolls contains approximately 4,333 calories spread across about 21 servings, with each six-roll serving running 200 calories. Roughly 33 calories per...
You have soiled yourself. The venue is public. There are witnesses, and one of them is a child who will describe this to a therapist someday. Your first instinct will be to confess. Strangle that...