Somewhere right now, a man is reaching for a sock and a loop of his small intestine is reaching for a new career. That's a hernia. It's what happens when the abdominal wall files for early...
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Congratulations on the divorce, you magnificent disaster. The papers are signed, the dog picked her, and your therapist has officially started charging you in advance because last time you...
If you are reading this, something has gone catastrophically wrong in your day. You have diarrhea. You are Googling "worst hot peppers to eat when you have diarrhea." And somewhere, in a quiet...
A chicken walked into a dentist's office last Tuesday. The dentist screamed. The chicken also screamed, but only because it had been screaming nonstop since 4 a.m. because that is what chickens...
The Physical Signs You've Eaten Too Much Ice Cream Your body is a reliable narrator in most situations. Touch something hot? Pain. Stay up too late? Tired. But when ice cream is involved, your body...
A fake mustache smell is what happens when hubris meets synthetic hair and loses badly. Somewhere between "this will be hilarious" and "why does this face taste like a wet coin," every fake...