Somewhere in America right now, a 34-year-old paralegal is gazing into the soulful eyes of a beagle named Reginald and thinking the unthinkable. Reginald is a wonderful boy. He has never judged...
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Somewhere out there, a brave and deeply confused soul is standing in a bathroom holding a bag of oranges and a fifth of rum, doing math. This page exists for that person. What follows is 101...
Computer troubleshooting tips that don't involve hitting all share one dirty little secret: the boring fixes work, and your fist never has. Restart it. Yank the plug out and ram it back...
Do not try to milk a walrus. That should be the whole article. But people keep asking, presumably the same people who lick frozen flagpoles and trust gas station sushi. So here are seven...
The biggest financial mistakes lottery winners make aren't gentle little slip-ups. They're the money equivalent of winning a Ferrari and immediately reversing it into a lake. Sudden wealth does...
It is time to learn to drink out of the toilet bowl just like your dog. For years your dog has watched you pour filtered water into a glass like some kind of insufferable French aristocrat. He has...