So you're dating a computer program. Your therapist is "concerned." Your mother lights candles at church specifically for you. Your coworkers found out and now HR wants to have "a chat about...
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So you lost a leg and gained a $50,000 piece of hardware that makes transformer sounds when you walk. And you're just... walking with it? Like some kind of pedestrian? Listen, everybody at that...
Decorating Tips for Having Your Wedding Inside a Porta Potty
You're really doing this, huh? Found this article at 3 AM after googling "worst wedding venues" and somehow landed on "actually, what if though?" Or maybe you lost a bet. A big bet. The kind of bet...
Why You Should Never Set Your House on Fire for Insurance Money
Okay, so you're broke. Like, checking-couch-cushions-for-gas-money broke. Googling "can you eat dog food if you season it" broke. Your house looks like a before photo that never got an after, the...
Your pancreas is racist and everyone knows it but you. There. Someone had to say it. You've been making excuses for months now — "Oh, it's just sensitive," "Maybe it's the stress," "Organs can't...
Alright, let's do this. You're googling "McDonald's hemorrhoids safe food" at 11:47 PM because your ass feels like it's hosting a volcano convention and you still want nuggets. This is rock bottom...