So you're there in that paper gown that's basically tissue paper cosplaying as clothing, trying to pretend this is all totally normal and not at all like being abducted by extremely polite aliens who...
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Picture this: You're perched on that examination table, ass half-hanging off the edge, paper crinkling like you're a poorly wrapped burrito. The nurse walks in holding something that looks like it...
Okay so you just had an abortion and now you're googling what to eat because apparently that's a thing people google. The medical pamphlet suggested crackers and clear liquids like you're recovering...
So your landlord raised the rent again. Third time this year. The ceiling stain that looks like Nicolas Cage having an existential crisis? Still there. Your roommate's bathtub science experiment has...
Alright, so you're getting a colonoscopy. You've consumed roughly seventeen gallons of what can only be described as medical-grade Drano. You're wearing a gown that's essentially a dinner napkin...
The Signs That Someone Sitting Next to You is Cheating Playing Bingo
You know what nobody talks about? The dark underbelly of competitive bingo. The scandal. The deception. The elderly crime syndicates operating in broad daylight under the cover of church...