17 Excuses for Calling Off Work That Actually Work (And Your Boss Will Actually Believe) Listen. You woke up this morning and violence was your first emotion. Violence toward your alarm. Violence...
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Look. Something needs to be said. Something that's been festering in living rooms across this nation. Something that's been silently (and sometimes not so silently) destroying relationships, ruining...
Something's wrong. You can't put your finger on it at first. Maybe it's the way your bedroom smells like a petting zoo that lost its funding. Maybe it's the mysterious fur stuck to your ceiling fan....
Your pancreas is plotting your demise. Not in a dramatic way. More like a passive-aggressive roommate who's been putting up with your crap for too long and is now leaving Post-it notes on...
How to Eat Soup in the Shower: A Guide for People Who've Given Up on Boundaries So you're googling "shower soup techniques" at 3 AM. Good for you. At least you're committed to something. Let's...
Listen, you own a toupee. That's a fact. Maybe you call it a "hair system" or "follicular enhancement solution" but let's not kid ourselves – it's a toupee, and there's nothing wrong with...