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So you're blind. And you want to fly a plane. Alone. Alone alone. Like, nobody else in the cockpit. Just you and several tons of aluminum hurtling through the atmosphere at speeds that would...
Your Mother-in-Law Isn’t the Antichrist, According to My Research
Look. This conversation has been a long time coming. You've been up at 3am doing things on the internet. Unhinged things. Googling "signs of demonic possession" and "can evil be hereditary" and "is...
Look. Nobody here is judging you. But if you're genuinely considering downing 24, 30, or god forbid, 36 beers in one sitting, someone needs to intervene. That someone is this article. Buckle up,...
7 Lies All Used Car Salesmen Tell (And Why You Should Run) Something needs to be said. Something that has plagued humanity since the first caveman tried to sell another caveman a slightly used wheel...
Nobody wakes up and chooses this life. One day you're a functioning adult with a refrigerator full of actual food, and the next day you're standing in front of a mechanical rectangle at 2 AM, trying...