It's a tale as old as time: you come home, exhausted from a long day, eagerly anticipating the delicious leftovers you've been dreaming about since lunch. You open the fridge, and to your horror,...
Category: Advice
How to Convince Your Parole Officer You’ve Turned Over a New Leaf
Well hello there, my fellow ex-cons and troublemakers! If you're reading this, chances are you've recently been sprung from the slammer and are now under the watchful eye of a parole officer....
Why You Should Put Peanut Butter on Your Elbows Before a Job Interview
Attention all you job-seeking, career-climbing, interview-nailing hopefuls! Are you tired of being just another face in the crowd, another resume in the pile, another forgettable candidate in a sea...
Listen up, all you aspiring human bottle openers out there. It's time to face the cold, hard truth: using your teeth to crack open a frosty beverage is about as smart as using your tongue to test an...
Attention all nose-pickers, booger-flickers, and snot-miners! It's time to face the cold, hard truth: your nostril-digging habits are not only disgusting but also a severe threat to society as we...
Surviving a Conversation With Someone Who Believes the Earth Is Flat
So, you've found yourself in the unenviable position of being cornered by a flat-earther. They've got that glint in their eye, a stack of poorly-researched YouTube videos at the ready, and a...