Okay, so here's what's absolutely bananas about living in 2025. We've taught computers to paint like Picasso. There's a billionaire literally trying to upload his brain to the cloud. Your car can...
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You're standing in the beef jerky aisle. Again. The cashier recognizes you now. She's seen the look in your eyes – that hollow stare of someone who lost their teeth but not their will to consume...
Your landlord already hates you. Might as well give him a reason. The Part Where This Somehow Makes Sense Look, everyone's pretending to be an entrepreneur these days. That guy from your gym...
So you're sitting there in your business casual coffin, pretending that synergy is a real word and your life has meaning. Cool. Cool cool cool. Meanwhile, somewhere in Texas, a grown adult in polka...
Alright, let's talk about your dirty little secret. No, not that one. The other one. The fact that you – yes you, sitting there looking all innocent – personally destroy about 100 rolls of...
9 Things to Stick in Your Ears to Stop Hearing Your Wife Complain
She's explaining why the way you loaded the dishwasher is an act of domestic terrorism and you're wondering if Van Gogh had the right idea about ears. 1. Cotton Balls Soaked in Pure...